I’m in the middle of Mongolia on a dirt road and I’ve just fallen off my 49cc motorcycle for the… fourth time? Sixth time? I’m not really sure. It’s day two of The Adventurists’ Monkey Run and this fall hurts. I’ve actually ended up on the ground in front of the bike, hitting my head so hard as to shatter my helmet-mounted GoPro camera and doing something to my right hand to cause it to swell up like a Kardashian’s rear end.